Kyle is such a butthead. Look at all da time he wasted, updatin' my blog page. He hasta do it in html, which I guess is like worse'n fleas. He gave me a new motto, "The Leash of My Troubles," and fixed all da culers n fonts and stuff, and built a link on my piktur. An now we don't hab no time lef fur writin nufin.
... Sept maybe dat I habnt been feelin reel good last coupla daze. Kyle gave me sum stoopid cookies dat upset my tummy. But taday was prity gud. I gots ta lay inna sunshine almost all day, and in da shade and it was warm an' I drank lotsa water 'cuz of my tummy. Dats it.