I don't feel so gud

I habnt been feelin weely great fur a few days, at least inna mornins. I bin frowin up yeller stuff eber day inna mornin since munday. Kyo's been gibin me medsin and speshul fud, but taday I barfed an din Kyo put me inna kitchen where ders no karpit, while he wint ta git dwessed. An whin he came bak, I had peed and pooped onna floor.

Kyo said sumbuddy call Bill Cosby, we gots Jell-o puddin', but he didin laff. An he called da vet, and I gots to go to da vet tomorrow.

Dis suks, huh? Ting is, I been eatin' my fud real gud all week, and I don't seem sick. I just barf inna mornin' and now I gots da puddins. Kyo sez itsa tummyake. I tink it's incipient gastroenteritis. Wail, we'll see what da vet tinks.

Pray fur me! I wuv you ... sniff ya later.