I Didin See No Dang Rainbows!

Rainbow Bridge?
Originally uploaded by kylekimberlin.

Wail, I gots to go fur a long a ride in my camper today. We went to Ojai again, to take me to da vet lady fur acupuncher fur my kidnees and stuff. The ride was gud, ‘cept the rode gits kinda bumpy sumtimes and it’s hard fur a little dog to keep a lookout thru da window. But I hads my bed ta lay on and da soft carpit and my bowl fur water. Pretty soon, we got dere, and had my treatment, which doesn’t have nuthin’ to do with treats, I tell you right off.

After dat, Kyo said we was goin’ to da store fur erbs to go in my fud. I like my fud da way it is, so I didn’t care ‘bout dis. But we wint.

We parked outside da store an Kyo gibs me sum water and pets my head and goes inna store, an I look out da window at da sign onna store. Holy Milkbones! Look at da picher! Kyo took me to da Rainbow Bridge an left me inna camper! Was I freakin’ out? Does a cat hab an ass?

They gots no shame at dis place. Look at da picher (you can click it for bigger) den look at dis web site. It just sum store, and dey call it dat? Where do dey git off scarin' all da aminals dat go by dere?

So after a cuple minites, Kyo came out an’ let me see da bottle of erbs and sniff it an we went home. But I don’t think I'm lettin’ dat buttlicker Kyo drive ta Ojai enymore, ‘cuz dere’s sumppin tweaked goin’ on, I tell you whut.

Snif ya later.