Kyle loves little dogs

I don haf a lot to rite about tonite. I spint about haf da day inna bedroom at Happy's house, cuz dem peeplz der is biltin us dogs a bigger dinin room. Derz all kinds of carpinter men and lectrishuns and stuff. So we dogs gottz hide so we don git mad an bite nobuddy.

So you shud go reed bout Kyle's advenshers wif a big dog , an why he loves little dogs like me. Dat big dog's lucky I wasint dere. I wuda set his clock fur him. Runrunnin around all crazy. Gives us cibilized dogs a bad name.